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	<blockquote>		Song Credit: Parody of ''Ice Cream Man'' as performed by Van Halen and David Lee Roth.<blockquote>
	Now showtime’s here, gotta song to make you drool<br>		Now showtime’s here, gotta song to make you drool<br>
	Oh, showtime’s here, gotta song to make you drool<br>		Oh, showtime’s here, gotta song to make you drool<br>

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Now showtime’s here, gotta song to make you drool 
Oh, showtime’s here, gotta song to make you drool 
Better watch your heart rate, Dil’s got somethin' for you 
 
{Glamor armor suddenly changes to a skimpy midriff ~ bustier ~ g-string outfit} 
{spoken quickly} Tell ya what it is {with big grin and a wink} 
{as the next verse begins, start to dance with plenty of shaking and suggestive movements} 
 
I'm your ice cream lady, watch me as I dance by 
I'm your ice cream lady, watch me as I dance by 
You know my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy 
 
{quick riff} 
 
I got lemon squeezies and coconuts 
Cherries flavored with honey dew 
I'm your ice cream lady, watch me as I dance by 
You know my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy 
 
{strumming riff} {for the next verse, pick up the pace and vigor of dance, increase in lurid tone} 
 
Well I dance by while you all hold your – socks! {Eyes go wide} 
Well I dance by while you all hold your – socks! {Big leering grin!} 
If you get a taste, you’ll never gonna wanna stop! 
{in a teasing/burlesque/coquettish manner, dance away from the crowd, wagging a finger} 
{hard chord, strummed a few times, syncopated} 
 
I got sweet papayas and coconuts 
Cherry flavor on my honey dew 
I'm your ice cream lady, watch me as I dance by 
You know my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy 
 
{strumming increases in tempo to a more suggestive and vigorous dance/burlesque move} 
 
I'm your ice cream lady, watch me as I dance by 
I'm your ice cream lady, watch me as I dance by 
Now all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy! 
 
{lots of vocal flourishes on ‘guaranteed’ and an extended ‘fiiiiii’ to end the song} 
{Strike one last suggestive/coquettish pose as the guitar strums a final strain} 
{Stage goes dark ~ light cantrip goes out} 

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Credit: [[Dilligas Husty]], AKA KorvinStarmast and used by permission
[[Category: Character Songs]]

Ice Cream Lady - Revision history

Admiralbenbo at 16:47, 26 December 2024

Admiralbenbo: Created page with "{{subst: Poem|Now showtime’s here, gotta song to make you drool Oh, showtime’s here, gotta song to make you drool Better watch your heart rate, Dil’s got somethi..."

Admiralbenbo: Created page with "{{subst: Poem|Now showtime’s here, gotta song to make you drool
Oh, showtime’s here, gotta song to make you drool
Better watch your heart rate, Dil’s got somethi..."