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Obvious parody of AD DC's ''Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap''

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{metal riff opening}<br>
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If you have trouble with a ri-tu-al<br>
The Jester’s gotta a plot<br>
You want it fixed fast, but you don’t know how<br>
Summon the team that’s hot<br>
Just let us know<br>
We’re good to go<br>
Cast sending any time<br>
Ask for Zeke and Tsun and Rune and Dil<br>
Results will be sublime<br>
<br>
Daring deeds, don’t come cheap<br>
Daring deed, don’t’ come cheap<br>
Daring deeds, don’t come cheap<br>
Daring deeds but we don’t come cheap<br>
{minor riff, and right into the next verse}<br>
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You got a problem in a dungeon deep<br>
Your temple’s broke apart<br>
Your song corrupted by a twisted fiend<br>
A mountain's rotten heart<br>
Send out the call, Enigma’s hall<br>
We’ll get the word, no fear<br>
Tell us your woes, adrenalin flows,<br>
We’ll stick ‘em with our spear <br>
<br>
Daring deeds, don’t come cheap<br>
Daring deed, don’t’ come cheap<br>
Daring deeds, don’t come cheap<br>
Daring deeds but we don’t come cheap<br>
{minor riff again, and go for the big finish}<br>
<br>
You got a problem and you want it gone<br>
But you ain't got the guts<br>
Trouble and strife for you all night and day<br> 
Enough to drive ya nuts<br>
You gotta choice, we  hear your voice,<br>
We surely feel your pain,<br>
For a small fee, we’re glad to be<br>
Yer problem's doom and bane <br>
<br>
Daring deeds, don’t come cheap<br>
Daring deed, don’t’ come cheap<br>
Daring deeds, don’t come cheap<br>
Daring deeds but we don’t come cheap<br> 
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{repeat until fade, audience participation<br>
We say “Daring Deeds” and point to audience<br>
They yell “Don’t Come Cheap!”}<br>

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Credit: [[Dilligas Husty]], AKA KorvinStarmast and used by permission
[[Category: Campaign Songs]]