Daring Deeds Don't Come Cheap

Obvious parody of AD DC's Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

{metal riff opening}

If you have trouble with a ri-tu-al
The Jester’s gotta a plot
You want it fixed fast, but you don’t know how
Summon the team that’s hot
Just let us know
We’re good to go
Cast sending any time
Ask for Zeke and Tsun and Rune and Dil
Results will be sublime

Daring deeds, don’t come cheap
Daring deed, don’t’ come cheap
Daring deeds, don’t come cheap
Daring deeds but we don’t come cheap
{minor riff, and right into the next verse}

You got a problem in a dungeon deep
Your temple’s broke apart
Your song corrupted by a twisted fiend
A mountain's rotten heart
Send out the call, Enigma’s hall
We’ll get the word, no fear
Tell us your woes, adrenalin flows,
We’ll stick ‘em with our spear

Daring deeds, don’t come cheap
Daring deed, don’t’ come cheap
Daring deeds, don’t come cheap
Daring deeds but we don’t come cheap
{minor riff again, and go for the big finish}

You got a problem and you want it gone
But you ain't got the guts
Trouble and strife for you all night and day
Enough to drive ya nuts
You gotta choice, we hear your voice,
We surely feel your pain,
For a small fee, we’re glad to be
Yer problem's doom and bane

Daring deeds, don’t come cheap
Daring deed, don’t’ come cheap
Daring deeds, don’t come cheap
Daring deeds but we don’t come cheap

{repeat until fade, audience participation
We say “Daring Deeds” and point to audience
They yell “Don’t Come Cheap!”}

Credit: Dilligas Husty, AKA KorvinStarmast and used by permission