Blinded by the Smite
(a parody of Manfred Mann's cover of Bruce Springstein's Blinded by the Light)
Blinded by the smite, The Enigma ran up
They was a-fightin’ in the night
Blinded by the smite
Zombies in the passage, comin’ out of wall coffins
With a thirst for mortal blood
But the blades and the blasties, did in the mooky nasties
Then in the lair Enigma stood
A beholder on her shoulder, Dil was feeling bolder
When she leaped up and grabbed his jaw
Then the eye balls gazing, tazing and dazing
Made ‘em all duck, move and guffaw
Yeah Enigma charged in and guffawed!
Then it was Blinded by the smite, the Enigma ran up
They was a-fightin’ in the night
Blinded by the smite
Then fearless Rune zoomed, to the side of the tyrant
And he laid some steel down hard
While Tsun was a smitin’ and Zeke was by the column
All those saves made him play new cards
The big eye shone with a gaze of enervation
That truthfully hurt their hides
While Dil started swinging, and duckin’ and singin’
"Hey guys, I hanging on for the ride”
“Hell yeah, we’re all along for the ride!”
Then it was Blinded by the smite, the Enigma ran up
They was a-fightin’ in the night
Blinded by the smite
{repeat chorus}
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Tyrants of the Eye claim they're not afraid of the sun
But Eye Lord, just wait 'til Tsun hits!
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chorus
Some tentacled walls tried to grab Zeke by the balls,
So he danced a little misty step
Then Porala got all tangled But the grabbers got all mangled
Which let Rune his last blow prep
Young Tsun he kept a-stabbin’ While Dil was mostly grabbin’
And ducking so as not to die
When Zeke laid the thunder Rune came out from down under
And he struck it twice in the eye
When Rune Struck it was the end of the Eye!
‘Cos it was Blinded by the smite, the Enigma ran up
They was a-fightin’ in the night
Blinded by the smite...
{repeat chorus}
{pause}
they had to send it through the gate
They sent it through the astral gate
{Instrumental}
‘Cos it was Blinded by the smite, the Enigma ran up
They was a-fightin’ in the night
Blinded by the smite...
{repeat chorus ad nauseum or until the rum runs out}
Credit: Dilligas Husty, AKA KorvinStarmast and used by permission
